- Car is located in the NorthEast
- Under $4K
- Ugly and cheap interior
- Reliable and easy to maintain
But
lest us not forget that these cars need to be reliable and easy to work
on. All of these cars are exactly that, whether you like them or not.
You'll just wish they'd die when you drive them. So, without further
ado, here are our picks. We make no
promises that we won’t add even more.
2000 Hyundai Tiburon
The Shark ended up looking like a child's toy, even though the Koreans had the best of intentions to create a sporty, cheapo coupe at a good price. They were successful on the last two items but this isn't a particularly sporty car to drive and the interior is really bland and chintzy-feeling. A perfect disposable 5-speed for only $2.5K! It's great that seller doesn't seem to be able to take a picture, too.
The Shark ended up looking like a child's toy, even though the Koreans had the best of intentions to create a sporty, cheapo coupe at a good price. They were successful on the last two items but this isn't a particularly sporty car to drive and the interior is really bland and chintzy-feeling. A perfect disposable 5-speed for only $2.5K! It's great that seller doesn't seem to be able to take a picture, too.
2001 Saturn SC2
GM created this brand to take on the dominant inexpensive Asian cars and they weren't half bad. The cars got better and better as as they went. If fact, they got quite good. But not the earlier ones. While they weren't terrible, they were okay to look at but when you got to the actually driving part where the NVH and the horrific interior quality, it was enough to encourage you to take public transportation instead. Don't let the fact that this has a leather interior fool you; the pleather in a city bus is of better quality. Could this be the absolute best $2.5K "punishment" car for anybody? Love that hideous teal color - manly!
GM created this brand to take on the dominant inexpensive Asian cars and they weren't half bad. The cars got better and better as as they went. If fact, they got quite good. But not the earlier ones. While they weren't terrible, they were okay to look at but when you got to the actually driving part where the NVH and the horrific interior quality, it was enough to encourage you to take public transportation instead. Don't let the fact that this has a leather interior fool you; the pleather in a city bus is of better quality. Could this be the absolute best $2.5K "punishment" car for anybody? Love that hideous teal color - manly!
2000 Pontiac Grand Am SE
Sometimes you should do as Sting says and set it free. Unfortunately, GM loved the profits generated by the ongoing zero development dollars they invested in the Grand Am too much to put it out to pasture. This grey-mobile has a V6 but we're talking 170 horsepower pushing 3,000+ pounds through a slushbox attached to a less than sporty-tuned chassis. You'd be lucky to see 0-60 in 8.6 seconds but then again, you'd have paid only $1.8K for it so who the heck cares. So boring that you'd need to juice up on Redbull to stay awake just looking at it.
Sometimes you should do as Sting says and set it free. Unfortunately, GM loved the profits generated by the ongoing zero development dollars they invested in the Grand Am too much to put it out to pasture. This grey-mobile has a V6 but we're talking 170 horsepower pushing 3,000+ pounds through a slushbox attached to a less than sporty-tuned chassis. You'd be lucky to see 0-60 in 8.6 seconds but then again, you'd have paid only $1.8K for it so who the heck cares. So boring that you'd need to juice up on Redbull to stay awake just looking at it.
Another
GM slushbox V6 coupe, this time with arguably even worse exterior
proportions. As if that wasn't bad enough, you've not only got the
fake-looking and feeling wood trim but a horrendous bench seat, too!
With this lipstick red paint job, this one might break our rule of being
ugly enough that we'd hesitate to drive it. For $2.1K, would you...just wait until you see our next contestant...
No,
no, no, no...YES! This is PEFECT! This would surely leave a scar driving it. Is it too much? It might be but it's only $3.5K and won't passerby
just get a chuckle out it every time they see the driver head for this
eyesore, keys in hand. Of course, we're not too sure anybody would
appreciate this yellow toad being parked in front of their house, either. Enjoy the single blurry picture and take a gander at the bling-bling wheels!
1997 Subaru Impreza
We saved the best/worst for last, depending on your outlook on the situation. Slower than the others and the unnecessary AWD would probably complicate the insurance rate issue too much. What car company in this day and age thinks it's important to place the A/C controls high on the dash and bury the stereo down where you have to take your eyes off the road to mess it? That's some true stupidity, folks. We should know, we used to have one of these. Don't even ask us about the rather crappy FWD system. The kids these days mistakenly think this is a "cool" car but we just don't get it. And the interior is super, duper, flagalistic el-cheapo. Like we said, we don't get it but it's a $3.5K option.
Note that these cars will most likely be gone by the time you read this. But they were real and those were real asking prices. Similar examples would be easy to find.
Tom Worley on December 5, 2015 at 1:15 PM wrote;
ReplyDelete...I'd head straight for the best Toyota lowest-level economy car I could find. Nothing above a Corolla, for sure. Like this Echo for example; http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/5302476437.html
Tom Worley on December 5, 2015 at 1:16 PM wrote;
ReplyDeleteOr maybe a rebadged Toyota, the Pontiac Vibe; http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5328041442.html
Nessa on December 5, 2015 at 2:34 PM wrote;
ReplyDelete...a basic Japanese pickup.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5327482919.html
Nessa on December 5, 2015 at 3:08 PM wrote;
ReplyDeleteBTW, I like all of your suggestions except for that POS Subaru.
WD40 on December 5, 2015 at 4:59 PM wrote;
ReplyDelete...a pre-MB Chrysler. (They'll) wish the damn thing dead but it won't die just to torture (them).
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5337111937.html
https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5271600185.html
https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5323637998.html
K2_Mystery Car on December 6, 2015 at 4:33 AM wrote;
ReplyDeleteAll great suggestions, folks! Reliable yet disposable. Another tactic that I've taken before is to get a car from a manufacturer who has left the US scene and Suzuki is the nameplate ripe for the picking right now. Here are several, newest first.
2007 automatic Suzuki (Daewoo) Forenza with 107K for $3.3K
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5314539920.html
2006 5-speed Suzuki Forenza with only 63K for $2.9K
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5342926025.html
2006 5-speed Suzuki Forenza with 105K for $2.5K
http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/5323588370.html
2005 automatic Suzuki Verona with 110K for $2.8K
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5325145282.html
These cars are going to need maintenance, which will be cheap and easy but it will also keep the person busy fixing things instead of modifying it. I'd probably start looking with the '04 Verona because it looks the cleanest in the pictures, of which there are plenty.
K2_Mystery Car on December 6, 2015 at 8:25 AM wrote;
ReplyDeleteIt really is too bad that a minivan is out of the picture, as the sportiest of all minivans sold in the US is a real budget bargain; this 2004 Mazda MPV for only $4K is a screaming deal if the coils have been addressed and there are no signs of the the dreaded transmission bugaboos.
https://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/5265085842.html
Bolo on December 6, 2015 at 1:54 PM wrote;
ReplyDeleteWhy do you torture yourself like this, K2? You KNOW nobody's going to actually listen to you right? You make too much sense and people have already made up their minds. I'd make a crack about spinning your wheels but that seems too mean spirited.
Just to conspire with your pain.
93 Capri with an automatic - http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5347836054.html
Get him a cheap Mazda with a 99 Merc Tracer - http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/5346017724.html
Get him a gigantic, slow, boat that if he gets hit he won't even notice with a 77 Grand Marquis - http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5318992092.html
I like the Cutlass idea. Why not get the kid an even more bland, depressing one that has a bit more safety gadgets in it with a 99 sedan - http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5342474336.html
Found this 89 Regal that would make anybody cringe to drive - http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5308743889.html
Champagne colored 99 Buick Park Ave? You bet! http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5339563099.html