The tiger on the badge is no relation to Tony the Tiger, I'm pretty sure. Don't quote me on that. |
Photoshop special? From the manufacturer...? Okay. |
According to Wikipeedonmyshoe, Proton is a “Malay acronym
for Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional Sendirian Berhad (National
Automobile Company Private Limited)”. I know, it’s a stretch, but don’t tell me
you haven’t heard worse.
It wasn’t until 2004 that Proton actually designed a car from the ground up and even then it was with the assistance of Lotus. That vehicle was the bewilderingly stupidly named Gen-2 and it came in one form; a 5-door hatchback. That’s not a typo; that’s actually the name of the car. I’m not kidding. I know I do, a lot, but in this case I’m not pulling your leg. Or am I…? I’m not. But I could be. Seriously, I’m being serious.
As Bobinott pointed out the other day, we Americans just can’t
seem to get it together when it comes to station wagons; we want the utility,
but we don’t want the shape. I overheard this from an admittedly non-enthusiast
source, “I guess I could buy a station wagon…if I never wanted any attention
from the opposite sex.” If you’re like me, you want to immediately slap that
person across the chops for being so stupid. But I don’t condone violence, so
let’s all just calm down. Breath in, breath out; nice and slow.
Okay, so that person is a moron, but then again, it appears
that American buyers are too in their rejection of the most useful and yet
compact form of transport, the station wagon. Not so in other countries and
Proton has one that caught my interest, the 2009+ Exora. Billed as a “compact
MPV”, you and I know what it is – a vertically stretched station wagon.
Looking nothing like a Mazda5/Matrix-Vibe (cough cough wink wink nudge nudge), the Exora is built on the homegrown P2 platform, which is not related to the Volvo P1/Ford C1 platform to my knowledge. It’s interesting to note that the Proton P2 was created in collaboration with LG, makers of seemingly every electronic device, including phones, televisions and other nefarious cultural hypnosis mind control devices.
Engines range from a bottom-feeder 1.6 four-cylinder that motivated
the roughly 3300 pound vehicle with just 125 hp and 150 torques. A turbocharger
was quickly added to address the need for speed and that bumped up power all
the way up to 138 hp and 205 torques. The zero to sixty blurred by at around 13
seconds or 11-ish, depending on which motor you chose. Depending on variant,
you could get a 5-speed manual, a 4-speed slushbox or a CVT that is sure to be
a real adrenaline-pumper.
Love that smooth fitting material on the headrests. |
Is that fake carbon fiber trim I see? Gosh, I hope so. |
Prognosis is bad regarding the Proton Exora ever coming to
the States. It’s underpowered and behind the times. Not to mention that nobody
here has ever even heard of Proton, so there’s no brand recognition and this
sort of arena is currently dominated by the South Koreans. That’s too bad
because we need more cheap wagons to choose from. But that isn’t going to
happen, now is it?
Never heard of it and you're right - it's awfully familiar!
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