1966 Mercury Comet Cyclone

Speaking of last Tuesday's Comet, I just couldn't let this one go. Forgive my tiny ADD-driven diversion from our wagon theme. I never had a Cyclone, but it's on my bucket list. Check out this fantastic little infomercial from back in the day!

Interview with Jack B

Writer, Racer and So Much More

Jack B in situ.

1961 Mercury Comet Wagon Versus

Everybody knows the 1960-1965 first generation Mercury Comet/Meteor was really just a Ford Falcon. But did you know that "...due to the demise of Edsel, the Comet was initially released without any divisional badging, only Comet badges. It was sold through Mercury dealers, but would not be branded as such for two more years." (Wikipedia)?

Take that, Toonces the Cat!

1989 Mitsubishi-Dodge Colt Wagon

Who knew that this and its successors would end up being virtually the only bright spot in the 2016 Mitsubishi lineup.

1985 Chrysler K Wagon

1978 Chevrolet Monza-Vega Kammback

1987 Afforda Wagon

2013+ Dacia Logan MCV

What's that you say? You want a wagon built in Morocco or Romania? Here you go!

He seems unhappy about something.

2014+ Kia Forte5

My idea of a sleeper compact wagon.

No parking! #$%^&* valets!

2009+ Proton Exora

Badges? We don’t need no steekin’ badges!

The tiger on the badge is no relation to Tony the Tiger, I'm pretty sure. Don't quote me on that.

1956 Plymouth Plainsman Concept

I don't relate to concept cars, but this one is noteworthy in our exploration of the station wagon.

That's the spare, lowered by a crank. Brilliant.

2014 Honda Civic Tourer

Lowrider Wagons

2005-2008 Dodge Magnum R/T

The condom and wine hauler.

Sign me up...?

2010-2014 Cadillac CTS Wagon

Look past the bonkers.

Exit, stage left!

1993-1995 Mitsubishi Diamante Wagon

Remember this Australian-built station wagon?

Throw another sushi shrimp on the barbie...?

2003-2005 Saturn LW300/L300

American pride.

2005 Saturn L300

Takata Zenyatta Mondatta

You gotta be kidding me.

Kablooey. Dangerous, deadly...but of no concern to owners.

1956-1961 Plymouth Suburban

Please stop having so many children, lady. It's interesting to note that you could walk down the street to the Chevrolet dealer and also buy a Suburban.

1965 Ford Mustang Wagon

There are surprisingly quite a few of these out there.

2009 Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring

Love the MSRP.

Those are some hideous wheels, but the rest of the car...shwing!

2011+ Citroen DS5

What is French without funk?

"Executive 5-door hatchback"...oh, come on.

2009+ Citroen C3

I told you things were messy.

Come to America, have a few laughs.

Citroen C5 Tourer

Squirrel!

K2, you moron. Buy some Ginkgo Biloba or something.

1956-1961 Borgward Isabella Kombi

Here’s one from my bucket list.

Don't jump! You've got a really cool car!

Matt Hummel; Finding Yourself in a Porsche 356

Okay, you caught me reminiscing. I didn't have one, my aunt did. I loved that car. She ended up abandoning it in our driveway, where it rotted away. Eventually, some Texan came and bought what was left. I was heartbroken.

Porsche 356 by Vintage Motors Mechanic

And now, something completely cool.

Porsche Declares Station Wagons Hip

That's right, they said it. Not me. Never me. No, sir.

They call it a shooting brake. It's a station wagon.

2011+ Peugeot 508 SW

The French maker's best car currently being produced? You decide.

In case you're wondering; no, you can't get any exciting paint colors. Ugh.

Peugeot Returns…Maybe

It could happen. But probably not.

Don't hold your breath.